tonight i heard someone's home phone ring in their apartment and felt surprised

have been repeating 'snicker doodle donut' to myself for the past ~20 minutes

i told myself the past two days that i would leave the house at some point to go to the gym but i haven't yet.

tomorrow is monday. i will go to lecture and not listen and watch youtube videos and tweet at celebrities.

why do we as humans expect that things will work in our favor? it seems borderline insane to think this.  there are so many circumstances that we should be factoring in during daily activities. why do things ever go 'according to plan'? i guess there is a difference between things going 'well' and 'according to plan.'